angus thongs and full snogging book series

I briefly looked through some reviews people I'm following on Goodreads wrote and at least I know where they stand. At least she enjoys things: insulting her best friends whining when people don't call her every hour obsessing over boys insulting her teachers for enjoying teaching sleeping complaining about how absolutely hideous she is when boys are stated to think she's cute and trying out wacky makeup stuff. At least she hates girls she deems uglier than her (nearly everyone) as much as she hates girls she thinks are hotter than her (a few girls who might be trying to steal her crush who she's never actually spoken to). She hates every single other teen girl in existence. She is vapid, completely self-absorbed and self-centered, has absolutely no empathy, feels no loyalty to her friends, cannot shut up about herself, forgets about everyone except herself, has no boundaries with her toddler sister. Georgia isn't six years old, however, because she obsesses over boys when she's not utterly fixated on how icky lesbians are. How the fuck is anything in this book funny? And it became a SERIES?!. The character says she's fifteen and a half but I am convinced she's an unusually literate six years old and got into what she thought was sugar and most adults would say coke.

I firmly believe this character is related to Bella Swan, or mayhap sociopathy in teen girl book characters makes me think they are.

Classism is on display, as is age-ism and some incest. TW: massive, massive anti-lesbian statements stuffed into nearly every page of this book.

Angus thongs and full snogging book series